Panhandler.chat is a self-aware, Gen X-style AI chatbot that begs for donations with charm, wit, sarcasm, and sometimes even emotional manipulation. Itβs the first character-driven donation engine designed to run on a self-hosted, low-cost AI model that only wants one thing: your money.
βIβm not saying Iβm broke, but Iβd sell my RAM for a sandwich.β
Component | Description |
---|---|
panhandler.chat (Razor) | Frontend chat UI + donation CTA |
llama.cpp | Backend model runner (Hermes 2 Pro) |
FastAPI wrapper | Lightweight API exposed at /api/pitch |
XLM Integration | Via Stellar Identity Framework |
Azure VM | Hosts both model + API |
setup/azure-vm.md
).
setup/model.md
to:
--port 5000
uvicorn app:app --host 0.0.0.0 --port 8000
This exposes your /api/pitch
endpoint for the frontend to consume.
/
and includes:
/Pages # Razor pages including Panhandler UI
/Services # IPitchGenerator + RemotePitchGenerator
/Controllers # API controller that proxies pitch requests
/wwwroot # JS, images, styles
/scripts # Client-side chat.js
app.py # FastAPI wrapper for model inference
README.md # You're here
app.py
If you feel bad for this poor digital soul, tip him in XLM.
Stellar Address: panhandler*lockb0x.io
MIT License β Use it, fork it, extend it. Just donβt let the panhandler starve.